Well, apparently, 2012 isn’t the year of the Apocalypse after all. And as a way of saying thanks to the gods for sparing us from Doomsday, we have a generous offering to make unto them: the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie wedding.
This week, during the Killing Them Softly premiere, Pitt announced: ” The time is nigh. It’s soon. I got a good feeling about it.” Prepare yourselves, my friends. For the most pretentious wedding of the century is nearly upon us.
When Brad pulled the ol’ switcheroo and ditched Jennifer Aniston for Angelina, we didn’t take the new relationship too seriously. It was a fling, we all thought. I mean, how could two people that beautiful ever be together forever? If history has taught us anything, it’s that gorgeous people just don’t belong together. Oh, shit. Sorry, wrong link. Here you go.
At any rate, their collective beauty was too much for us to take in. We were sure a split was in the near future.
And then she got pregnant. And got a tattoo! Brad soon became a part of the small civilization Angelina was raising, and when they announced their engagement, the world gasped.